Colourful fruit tale

Somewhat inspired by the recipes on halfmanhalfbeer's blog, I could not resist the temptation of putting on my own apron.

After much deliberation, here is what I came up with:


In case anyone is interested in the recipe, I am happy to disclose it:

1)Put on your best clothes and head down to the supermarket.
2)Strut down the aisles and make sure your tyre pressure is OK.
3)Head to the fruit section and try to spot the more exotic options (look out for orange, green, purple and pink).
4)Give way to old ladies with speeding trolleys.
5)To make your job easier, tear off 10 plastic bags at the same time.
6)Grab whichever exotic fruit takes your fancy - don't forget the bananas for decoration, though
7)Have your selection weighed, and be careful your figs aren't squashed
8)Carefully place exotic fruits back in the trolley and travel at slow speed towards the counter
9)While waiting in queue, conjur up images of potential presentations of exotic fruit on platter of choice
10)Drive home, avoiding trucks that cause vibrations affecting the texture of your fruit
11)Get home, extract carefully packed exotic fruit and lay onto platter of choice - presentation is paramount.
12)EAT.

For some odd reason, I don't think it will be feasible to present new recipes in the near future, but if my recipes are popular, please do let me know, and I will be happy to disclose alternative recipes of taste.