While thou livest keep a good tongue in thy head.
I just posted something on another blog and decided to 'make the time' to check on my English. If I hadn't entered the blogging world, I would most probably have aged with an inexplicable loss of sense of the English language. What a disaster that would have been. The Sunday Times made me fall asleep instead of occupying my brain on a Sunday; the only thing that has, most recently, truly kept me awake and interested in terms of words and information is blogworld, which is a welcome alternative to the Sunday Times. Worrying, I know, but for the time being, OK.
Thanks to some bloggers are in order. First & foremost: jim sullivan. This link is dedicated to you. (For f*s sake, pls open a blog!)
Before I continue: those of you thinking 'why the shite is my nickname not on there', just understand that your nick will prob be linked to on my blog soon, if it isn't already, OK? I have respect for those of you who know I respect you. Just wait your turn, dahlings. Don't be insensitive, it's not how I perceive you to be.
OK...on with the accolades...who's next...how could I forget this dude uae_rebel. There's been at least one time on every post of his that I've had to look up this site. Same goes with shlemazl.
My emotional intelligence alerts my senses: i*maginate...you have to mention a female, otherwise they'll think you're just a man-lover! OK...here goes...which female can I choose? There can only be one as I'm quite sleepy and I've already said those who aren't mentioned in this post will be mentioned eventually.
Hot Lemon & Honey, Your sense of reasoning and logic is so amazing. I cannot half comprehend what you're talking about, nor can I identify with your life, however, I enjoy the challenge of half-immersing my brain into your episodes. I love the mental workout your posts provide.
Back to the men...
Taunted, I know if your nick isn't mentioned here you're going to drown your sorrows in a bucket of...'flowers''. Let's just hope you're seeing straight tomorrow morning, eh?
Paraglider, if I could muster up the most beautiful words in the English language, none could do justice in expressing the depth of the journey that my mind takes while indulging in the chemistry of your posts. Your words are like intricate puzzles that are almost delicious enough to eat.
Samuraisam, I like your English. You appreciate my understatement, I am sure.
That's all for now, folks!
15 comments:
Flowers? Not me hon, I'm a wine drinker only dontcha know!!
Oh and take a look at www.engrish.com , now that is one funny site!
hmmm.. all what you said is interesting and probably relevant.
however what's superb is that you're much more preceptive than I first gave you credit for..
I better watch out.
I have a superb tongue in my head.
:) thanks i*maginate.
Since my name tops your list, do I get a hug & a kiss?
buj, dont try too hard.u wont get in her pants
anon.. how about i get into your pants?
can't a guy just enjoy reading a blog without being abused, especially from a no-body.
Buj, how about I abuse you? At least I am not an anon.....
At least have the decency not to post rhetorical questions here.
LOL ... OK... time for me to respond to the comments!!!
Decided not to boldenise commenters' names; saves me from xtra work.
Here I go:
*taunted: Wine? so not manly. OK, thanks for mentioning the site, will look it up once done here.
*buj, yeah, see you 'inshallah' on the diyafah roundabout queue...?! !!!
*shemazl: yeah. Red or pink?
*hot lemon & honey: you're a darling. I'll always thank you.
*j-t sullivan - hugs & kisses when they're due. But since you're top of the list, negotiation's well in order. *Best* still, your now public blog is public. Great. I have to sort my thoughts in order to make the first public thought on it.
*anon- You are not really anon. I think I know who you are. Ppl who wanna post as anon usually give themselves away by their words.
*buj - your response was hilarious. anon, buj has a point. He is an anon character, like you, and his character is far more worthy than yours.
Anon characters can get into no-one's pants, let alone an anon blogger's pants.
*cg don't forget my % when u and *buj get hitched...use this blogspace by all means... i expect permission for a huge cake-like hat when u decide to tie the knot!
i*maginate: Cute!
Sadly I got hitched to CG many years ago... but thought you'd be up for a laugh and then they become three...
(mental note: Bring cake hat next time)
what's this about diyafa roundabout? yuk.. i hate that place.. it used to be cool in the 1990s.. my aunt actually used to live there about one of the banks near Dairy Queen.. oh those were the days.. now we live as far away as possible from all the madness..
can we simulate a roundabout here? i can get a chevy :)
Lovely thank-you list! Always good to thank people once in a while :)))
*buj = whoops, you and cg have some kind of official history? OMG that's so sad: I find it hard to come to terms with failed relationships. CG, what were you thinking, who are you with now? Take *buj for f's sake, I need a new cake-hat! I'll let you eat the chocolate part of it! Pur-lleeeease! Set a date, I'll take care of the arrangements!! Hmm. Upset. Don't like love dilemmas on this blog. I'm sad, truly.
Diyafah: interesting story. How many times can a nissan patrol circle the roundabout in one evening? About a hundred times? Does that sound accurate? A hundred times only to swap phone numbers with a girl who carries a spiky moustache? Great. That's Diyafah for you.
*md :)))) I'm just acknowledging some dudes/dudettes. xxxx
i*maginate -
This table wears the ghost of talk
with trembled silences between
the words and thoughts. A tip-toed walk
on stepping stones of what we mean
to say, through what we leave unsaid.
With thanks -
Paraglider
Oye cut the sarcasm! My history with CG is good history.. and be careful don't piss her off.. I stay well away when she's angry with other females.. it's mainly coz i cannot handle it that well!
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